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A
Leicester couple drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break
down in the car park… The
moral of this story is: The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones... Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet, and to her surprise, found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Boom Boom! |