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So I went to
the dentist.
He said “Say Aaah.”
I said “Why?”
He said “My dog’s died.”
A
guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing
only Clingfilm for
shorts.
And the shrink says,
“Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
So
I rang up my local swimming baths.
I said “Is that the local swimming baths?”
He said...
“It depends where you’re calling from.”
Guy
goes to the doctor’s, and says...
“Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my
backside”
The doctor said “How’s that?”
I said “Now don’t you start”
What
do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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